DOE Q Clearance Hoodie
Some knowledge comes with a price. This one just comes with a hoodie.
The Department of Energy has issued Q Clearances since 1946 — the highest access level in the nuclear security apparatus, reserved for those authorized to handle Restricted Data. Most people will never know what that means. You do.
Wear it as a flex. Wear it as a warning. Wear it because the best secrets are the ones hiding in plain sight.
Left chest embroidery. Forest green. Unisex raglan fit with brushed interior lining — built for the long nights reading things you can't discuss.
Can neither confirm nor deny what you know. Can confirm this hoodie is extremely comfortable.
— Organic cotton shell. Brushed organic cotton interior. Made to order, printed on demand. No overproduction. No excess. Just like a well-run program.